Winter and show biz don't mix. Biting winds and piles
of snow keep potential audiences at home and make things difficult for load-ins. Then
theres the additional burden of protecting your voice while everyone around is
coughing and sneezing. As a singer, you cant afford to succumb to the average two
colds a year. Even if youre a trouper and refuse to cancel, your instrument will be
compromised and susceptible to harm. Not to panic, injury to the vocal folds is
reversible, but taking time off to recover will put the brakes on your bands
momentum. Prevention is the answer. The good news is, for every cold-forming scenario,
there is a counter measure. The bad news is, by the time the first symptoms show,
its too late.
The germs which cause colds are always around. Constantly
washing your hands and avoiding contact with others is not enough. The best defense is to
keep your immune system strong by eating right (fruits and vegies), hydrating (two liters
of water per day), sleeping (around six hours), and exercising for better circulation.
Staying warm is also an important factor. In frigid conditions, your body works hard to
retain heat. Dressing in layers, with a hat, water-proof boots and a scarf allows your
body to focus energy on fighting off incoming infections. Use your brains. Wait until you
stop sweating before going outside after rehearsal, and, leave a coat stage-side if a club
requires a load-out directly after the set.
The winter holidays are a notorious time for coming down
with something. Heavier foods and less physical activity increases the amount of toxins in
our system. After a while, our bodies will clean house by producing mucus. So, find a way
to stay physically active between Thanksgiving and Christmas -- and watch that third piece
of pie. However, an abrupt change in lifestyle can also bring on a similar cleanse
reaction. People who quit smoking cold-turkey or dramatically change their diet can expect
cold-like symptoms to follow. I dont want to discourage anyone from becoming
healthier, merely suggesting a gradual change if youve decided to clean up as a New
Years resolution.
Stress, of all the causes of illness, is number one.
Juggling work or school with rehearsals and gigs, eating on the run with zero sleep,
disrupts metabolism and forces the body to run on adrenaline. Anxiety saps vitamins,
dehydrates, and leaves you vulnerable to whatever is around. Thats why colds always
arrive right as your preparing for the big recording or showcase. Yes, you should be well
rehearsed, but there comes a point where the push becomes counter-productive. Rest, like
hydration, is an inseparable component of vocal ability. Its important to remember
that stress is 100 percent internal, and is always reduced by saying the word,
"no." So, for your voices sake, open up your schedule -- and chill.
I know its seems uncool to worry about health, but ask
anyone who has toured for a length of time -- getting sick on the road sucks. It is not
inevitable that you will catch a cold every winter. Hold firm to a belief that
you will not get sick. If it's too late for this season, then for next.
Adopting healthy habits now will pay off in spades in the future when youre in
demand. There is no remedy as effective as prevention. Im sure your mother
already told you most of these things, but that was so you wouldnt miss school.
Im telling you so you wont miss a gig. Big difference.
Okay, now lets pretend that, despite your best
efforts, youve come down with a nasty, aching, head clogging cold three days before
an important gig. Is there anything you can do besides crack open a bottle of Jack
Daniels? The answer is yes, but they arent nearly as much fun. To minimize the
effect a cold has on the voice youve got to act quickly. Keep in mind that
congestion, mucus, is what your body produces to flush out toxins. Over-the-counter
medications (anti-histamines) dry up congestion but prohibit the necessary house cleaning.
They also dry mucous membranes, like your vocal folds, which will cause you to lose your
voice. So, reach for the decongestants as an absolute last resort. However, it is better
to experiment with medications at rehearsals, rather then waiting until gig day. You
should always know the effect something will have on your voice before you use it under
the spotlights.
If you have time, instead of squashing the symptoms, help
speed up the cleanse. Flood yourself with water and real juices to thin the congestion,
lubricate your folds and flush your body. The juice should be freshly squeezed in order to
get the most benefit. The best types during a cold are Orange (vitamin C), Celery (retains
fluids), Cucumber & Cranberry (cleans acid deposits) and Carrot (vitamin A). If
youre not into juices, take supplements. The water-based vitamins like C and B
complex are the first to be depleted when youre fighting a cold. Unfortunately, a
Mountain-Dew slushy has no vitamins, but does give a great brain freeze.
An important benefit of hydrating is that it may keep a cold
from reaching your lungs. Throat clearing and coughing, which normally accompanies a cold,
is very irritating to the vocal folds. The delicate membranes in and around the larynx
become swollen and rigid, which is why your voice gets so deep and restricted. Inhaling
steam will help loosen congestion in the lungs as well as soothe the vocal folds. Be
careful when inhaling steam, you can burn your lips and nasal passages. Gargling with warm
salt water will also help draw phlegm away from your larynx. (If the salt is collecting at
the bottom of the glass, youve put in too much.) This is a good routine to get into
daily, to clean and increase circulation of the mouth and throat. Teas, honey, or any
other coating therapy may soothe soar muscles but will not heal the vocal folds. To reduce
the swelling and get singing again, youve got to vocalize (warm up).
Low volume, barely audible, humming is a great way to start.
Let your larynx choose the pitches. Its better to stay with one single note
(whichever is most comfortable) than to push or force the range. Allow plenty of time for
your voice to loosen. Rushing the warm-up when you have a cold will greatly reduce the
longevity of your voice and make conditions worse the next day. I once did a ten hour
warm-up for a forty minute set. Refer to the warm up routine in lesson three, but
remember, its not what youre singing to warm up, its how.
Sleep as much as you can during the days leading up to your
performance, even if that means skipping rehearsals. But, on gig day, dont
hibernate. Get up, take a long hot shower and do some light stretching and exercising to
get your blood circulating. Mentally prepare for the long day ahead. Yes, it would be much
easier to numb yourself with a bottle of Jack, but your condition the next morning will be
twice as bad. The bottom line is, if you want a career as a performer, youre going
to have to learn to sing with a cold. Might as well start now.
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